How to Build a Bomber

Trump's Oily Progeny

The Donald's First & Latest Junior: Factotum, Big Game Hunter, Speaking Circuit Lottery Winner Cesar: Pizza Delivery Guy, Male Stipper, Package Bomber

Having produced a shiny, vulgar, idiot first-born 40 odd years back, Trump has now given birth to America's mad-bomber de-jour. The boys don't favor much except for the wet baby seal look. This might explain why Trump wears trowel-fulls of pumpkin-spice pancake makeup. Congenital butter-sweating.

Fifty-six year old Cesar Sayoc mailed 14 Democrat package bombs from his lair deep in Trump Country last week. We'll skip a droning recap of all of the stupid, false, hateful things Trump has said and done that wound this guy up. Mr. Sayoc, whose actual father was Filipino and whose name means "Donald Trump III" in Tagalog, was captured in a van plastered with hundreds of MAGA-tronic stickers. His social media footprint would make Himmler blush ... and he has been photographed cruising chicks at Trump rallies. Or whatever guys like him do at Trump rallies.

I wonder how many guys like him there are at Trump rallies?  We may be about to find out.

The wonk-buzzing on cable news regarding a possible link between Trump's rhetoric and the motivations of his mad bomber bastard child sells a lot of ads, but most of the pundits have their minds made up. Even if this not a completely honest analysis at least - unlike the President - they are making it. When you get your very own pipe bomb instead of just reporting on Nancy Pelosi's, it's bound to affect your objectivity so go easy on CNN. No matter. Answering the question of whether Sayoc was motivated by Trump's dark carnival of nationalism obviously doesn't merit a lot of effort. Anyone who can't see the connection for themselves is delusional, a liar, or just incomprehensibly stupid. In other words: 47% of the population at last count.

You ever hear the one about getting the government you deserve?

As I write this, CNN has just identified the suspect who shot up a Pennsylvania synagogue a couple of hours ago. Wouldn't you know it - another mentally challenged looking 50-something white dude. Anyone want to bet whether they find a MAGA hat next to the copy of Mein Kampf in his bedroom back at mom's trailer? If you tell me I'm jumping to conclusions, I'll tell you to read that second paragraph again.

During another of his embarrassing tarmac briefings, Trump advised us this morning to all just get along. Thinking he sounded rather less sincere than Rodney King as I looked into his dead eyes struggling to decipher the gibberish, it occured to me that Trump knows he's breeding monsters. And he has no intention of stopping. His initial response to the murdered Jew problem was ripping a page from an old play-book of theirs and suggesting the US reinvigorate eye-for-an-eye, helpfully adding we should execute people "right away."

He may have the Supreme Court to make that happen.

Before the president brings this up - and he will - let me. Remember that CNN is run by a guy named Zucker, so expect a lot of fake news on this one folks.

Start shopping for shoes with heels that make a pleasing sound when clicked because this gets worse before it gets better. Trump hates everyone except himself and those who worship him. That hate has unlocked an inky, slumbering darkness in the hearts of at least a couple million Americans. How many of them are crazy enough to download bomb plans and head to the neighborhood Temple? Stay tuned, it's a very short news cycle. And the Fuehrer is about to lose control of it.